I know, I know: It’s a “vessel,” not an egg, but what the hell, HAPPY EASTER!
While some few Catholics/Christians storm on about the blasphemous blasphemy in “Judas,” this week’s number one song, others will be celebrating this holiest of all days by biting the ears and heads off their hollow milk chocolate bunnies and staging Easter egg hunts in yards and parks everywhere. Maybe they’ll dress in their pastel best and show up to church for a change too.
As for me and my house, we’ll be thinking of Barbra Streisand on this, her 69th birthday.
PROFESSOR GAGA 